Last and Definitely Least

Until recently the priorities in my husband’s life were:

1. his woman business partner
2. the cat
3. the dog
4. our daughter
5. my mother
6. me

He has now gone off with his business partner.


‘This England’ - letter to the Daily Mirror

Seems A Bit Harsh ...

As one young gymnast finished her routine on the beam at tonight's  World Championships  , the BBC Three commentator clucked  ,
"Oh , a few errors there . She'll be decimated . "
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