Ahem...

Had a nasty virus? I did. Still got a hacking cough? I do. Want to know what's better than gloopy, sugary, expensive cough mixture? I know!

Read on:

www.bupa.co.uk/health_information/html/health_news/301104chocolatecough.html

A respectable 50 grams per dose; very encouraging.

How often? I'd say Take As Required, wouldn't you?