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Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Can I have a P please, Bob?

As we seem to be continuing to delve into matters normally restricted to the privacy of the smallest room, I decided there would never be a better time to add this to the mix:

Taking the piss

Her morning urine
nitrogen rich
she pours still steaming
on the compost heap.

Around the garden
curtains twitch
like eyelids opening.
The neighbours believe
she is a witch.