it's just a dozen steps down from / it's the house with the red front door / small front garden / cat in the window / metal gate.
Every time I hear the phrase 'can't miss it' when given directions to a house on a suburban street my heart sinks.
Whose dozen steps? a giant's , a midget's ? Half the front doors in the street are red, most of them have a small front garden. I count at least four metal gates and the only cats I can see are the ones stalking the road for sparrows.
Please, could I have a flag flying or a loudhailer calling me? It would save me first driving up and down your street, then doing the same on foot, having had to park the car miles away.
And Then It All Went Splat
3 days ago