He stored his cigarettes under his bowler . . till one day he set fire to it and couldn't stop smoking. Pity no one ever developed a walking stick with a built-in smoke alarm, or even better, a fire-extinguisher.
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Looks like an item from one of those flimsy catalogues of all the things you never thought you needed ( and actually, don't).
ReplyDeleteWhat the world is short of is a shredder that you fit behind your letterbox that recognises catalogues like those and shreds them, but lets your other post through . . .
DeleteGasoline? The mind boggles at how one would fill the tiny lighter with the nozzle at the pump.
ReplyDeleteSome gasoline would go in. Some would soak your shoes. Some would fill a gentleman's trouser turnups, or his wellies if worn. That's why they never caught on. Too many users flambéd themselves on the forecourts.
DeleteI would love a hat like that, but forget the walking stick thanks. :)
ReplyDeleteIt would suit you down to the ground. Hugz.
DeleteVery Patrick MacNee !
ReplyDeleteVery James Bond in a Mr Bean sort of way.
ReplyDeleteI think people have placed all sorts of items in their canes and walking sticks. Toulouse Lautrec had a hollow cane filled with absinthe.
ReplyDeleteMy grandad had a permanent dip in his lower lip where his Woodbine sat.
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