An acquaintance was driving along a windy little country lane and going into a long S-bend with hardly any visibility when a car driven by a women came towards him, totally on the wrong side of the road.
They just managed to miss each other, not least due to his excellent reactions.
As they passed each other she shouted :"PIG".
Furious, he shouted back: "BITCH".
Coming out of the bend seconds later he almost hit a large pig in the middle of the road.
Still Hanging On,
3 days ago