The female spider
Can't abider
Husband
Till he's tucked
insider.
Ivor C.F. Treby
* * * * *
A centipede was happy quite,
Until a frog in fun
Said, ' Pray, which leg comes after which?'
This raised her mind to such a pitch,
She lay distracted in a ditch
Considering how to run.
Mrs. Edmund Craster
* * * * *
The Ant has made himself illustrious
Through constant industry industrious.
So what?
Would you be calm and placid
If you were full of formic acid?
The Lord in his wisdom made the fly,
And then forgot to tell us why.
Ogden Nash
* * * * *
Oh, alright then here's a squid to finish off:
* * * * *
Oh, alright then here's a squid to finish off:
The squid had an id:
Id is not nice, but the squid loved id.
Clark Stillman
Id is not nice, but the squid loved id.
Clark Stillman
