The house across the road has gone up for sale. In the estate agent's gushy blurb, with marked over-use of the word 'fabulous' in its strangely-contorted English, is this:
A most impressive family bathroom with teardrop shaped free sanding bath
That'll do the hard skin on your heels a power of good....
My Feet Smell Like California Chardonnay
2 months ago
