Fairy Dumbass heard the Moon had no sole, and decide to provide one...Pity her spelling was not as good as her spells.
This was in reply to the Stony River Microfiction Monday prompt #72.
dogs and the lack thereof, and what to do about it
20 hours ago

Sole's off but we can do you a nice flounder.
ReplyDeleteVicki - you are fishing for compliments with that one! LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is certainly the plaice for puns.
ReplyDeleteoh who is that Frances??? Good one.
ReplyDeleteFrances is obvioously a DAB hand at the game, Deb...
ReplyDeleteYep. This kind of thing warms the cockles of my heart. I'm having a whale of a time.
ReplyDeleteI've been wandering about all day muttering "mussels" , "carp" and "flounder" to myself .... to no avail .
ReplyDeleteI can't do puns but luckily you all can .
S&S - I think we're all floundering, trying to top Frances!!!
ReplyDeleteTrying to knock me off my perch, are you?
ReplyDeleteThinks:- Does Frances have a copy of The Fisherman's Encyclopaedia tucked under her arm?
ReplyDelete(Don't get us started on on the subject of perches for birds, or the parrots might start squawking because they want to join in!!!)
Jinksy, be reassured. I know nothing whatever about fish or fishing. Just trying to winkle a few names from the recesses of my brain...
ReplyDeleteThen it shows you're as sharp as a wnkle-pickin'-pin! LOL
ReplyDeleteAs shark as a what?
ReplyDeleteStop, stop, I prithee M'am! This repartee doth do me harm...My brain is in a total whirl - you are such a clever girl!
ReplyDeleteIf only! You're too kind. I wish
ReplyDeleteThat I could think of yet more fish
But sadly, I have quite run out.
Not clever girl; more poor old trout!
Well, I think my comment won't be nearly as witty as the ones above! This is the most clever and FUNNIEST take on this prompt, although I see you censored yourself from that sight. It probably would have been fine.
ReplyDeleteMargaret - I don't think I can put Fridge Soup posts on a Mr Linky Widget, as I'm only a team member, not blog owner? Maybe I should try...
ReplyDeleteYay! It worked!
ReplyDeleteWe learn something new every day! :) Or at least I like to think that.
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