Why are slippers called slippers? The other day, I realised our kitchen floor was a bit slippery. So I thought, 'If only I had a pair of slippers, this would mean I would slip around less than I do in my socks.'
Then I realised how silly that sounded.
Life is just one big puzzle to me. Somebody help.
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