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Friday 26 March 2010

Vignettes of French Life (No. 4 in a series)

 

Mango dessert FAB057

Literal translation of (excerpts of) the accompanying French text:

An END to groping and ruining your eyesight!

NO MORE multiple manipulations trying to get to Mission Impossible!

ONE GESTURE is sufficient for almost anything!  (Editor’s note:  with the exception of Mission Impossible, perhaps)

NO MORE risk of self-deception due to microscopic touches. 

ABANDON yourself to a prepaid card:  all you need is to slip it in.